Your Body is a Crayon Pack

If thick YELLOW is your pee,
Dehydrated, you must be.
If your hair has changed to GREY,
Push those worries far away.
If your eyes are turning GREEN,
You must be jealous of Steve dating Charlene.
If PURPLE fingers drive you spastic,
Loosen up that wrist elastic.
If your toes have become BLUE,
Fix that darned hole in your shoe.
If your cheeks change to bright PINK,
He said he loved you, I should think.
If your face is WHITE and pale,
You must withold from the ale.
The same thing can also be said
If your nose is turning RED.